New Jersey Coppers Seeking to Identify this Crapper

BERLIN, NJ – It’s bad enough for a person to run to Yelp or Facebook to crap on a business online, but one New Jersey suspect took it to a whole new level.  He literally crapped on the business. In the early morning on Staturday, Longo and Sons Auto Sales was burglarized. The suspect broke into the business, vandalized property, and defecated on the side of the business. They also decided to steal dealership license plates as well as a vehicle, which has since been recovered.

“While we await DNA analysis of the evidence collected on scene, which the suspect so kindly left, we hope someone may recognize them,” the department said. “If you have any information that could help identify the suspect in this case, please contact the Berlin Police Department.”