Nancy Pelosi: We Have Won the War

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Live from Looneyland, Democrat Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi declared Tuesday night’s election results as a major victory for her party.

“This has been a life and death fight for the fate of our country,” Pelosi said.  “We did not win every battle, but we won the war.”

“This morning it is clear that the Biden/Harris ticket will win the White House,” she said.  “His election is historic, propelled by the biggest vote ever in the history of our country – 73.8 million, and counting, Americans. President-elect Biden has a strong mandate to lead and he’ll have a strong Democratic House with him and many Democrats in the Senate.”