Jamie Lynn Spears Keeps Killing Her Cats and It’s Because of Elon Musk’s “Secret Cat Killer”

HOLLYWOOD, CA – The star of Zoey 101 and Brittany Spears‘ younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears is killing her cats and it’s all Elon Musk‘s fault.   She didn’t say how many cats she killed because of Musk, bust said it’s more than one.

According Spears, the Tesla electric car is a “secret cat killer“.

“We have now lost — I don’t want to tell you how many cats — because they don’t hear the Tesla crank and unfortunate things happen and it’s really devastating and tragic for everyone involved,” the younger Spears sister said today.

“Since the Tesla is so quiet, maybe he could like make one of those noises that bother cat or animal ears when it cranks up so that way they know something’s happening,” she said. “Elon Musk, let’s figure this out.”